“I like knock knock jokes. You ever hear a knock knock joke Conan?”
*pause* Conan stares holding back a laugh
“Once or twice”
“Knock knock”
“*laughs* Whose there?”
“It's the police ma'am. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead."
@soulless_gown Why LGBTQ has aura 💀
Gays: They don’t date foids 💀
Lesbians: Foids Dating foids doesn’t interrupt our sigma aura 🗿
Trans Men: Aren’t Foids Anymore 💀
Trans Women: Tuffer Foids 🗿
Non Binary People: Not Foids 💀