This is Trump's Eva Braun, 34-year-old Natalie Harp. She is responsible for feeding the 80-year-old dementia-ridden psychopath with the deranged racist tropes he posts on Truth Social, including the Obamas as apes. People say she is every bit as sick as Trump is and that their relationship is extremely "unhealthy."
Republicans: “Stop calling him Hitler”
Trump: Check out my golden eagle!
On the left: Hitler’s Reichsadler (Nazi Eagle)
On the right: Trump’s Golden Eagle.
It’s official.
He’s now going down in history as not only the dumbest President of all time, but also a fat, grotesque sexual predator too.
What a legacy Trump is leaving behind.
• 30+ times accused of sexual assault and rape.
• Formally accused of rape in the Epstein files.
• Found liable for aggravated sexual assault.
• 38,000 mentions in the Epstein files.
• A close circle of multiple convicted pedophile and sexual deviant friends.
• Caught bragging about sexually assaulting women.
• Joked about dating a ten year old.
• Made sexually explicit comments to his daughter. On multiple occasions.
Almost all of New England declined. Alaska wanted literally anything representing nature. North Carolina had no power. The Faith & Family pavilion went dark mid-afternoon. Water is $5. Alabama sent a cardboard governor. New Jersey sent AI Washington on a roller coaster. The triumphal arch model looks Minecraft-designed. This is the 250th birthday celebration of the greatest democracy in human history.
BREAKING: Delusional Trump claims the Reflecting Pool was green from CRIMINALLY MADE ALGAE but assures us he has arrested its growth!
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States:
“The criminally made algae” has been deported from the Reflecting Pool, and our president is hot on the trail of the “Vandals, people that truly hate our Country …. [who] cut the lower surface of a very expensive and strong waterproof padding and put their hands underneath the surface, and ripped it.”
Before you spit out your drink over “criminally made algae,” there’s more:
“Likewise, they cut and butchered a 350 foot long strip, with many 1 and 2 foot individual cuts, creating great damage to this beautiful piece of art that was, last week, 100% free of leaks, and any of the other problems it has had since its building in 1922.”
First, let us first say we checked to make sure our source material was real before composing this post. It is.
Second, OMG! This is not a man at all in touch with reality, or who listens to to anyone from the Park Service. They would tell him the “butchered” 350 foot strip is part of the original central drainage sluice that has existed in the Reflecting Pool for decades.
As for the villains who “put their hands underneath the surface and ripped it,” who did that? The Six Million Dollar Man and his accomplice the Bionic Woman? I mean, the weight of 30 inches of water would make it practically impossible even for those two.
And finally, the National Park Service and Park Police maintain 24/7 CCTV surveillance on the whole Mall, including the Reflecting Pool, with both fixed and pan-tilt-zoom cameras all around it.
If Steve Austin and Jamie Sommers were in fact to blame, they would absolutely have been caught on camera, which the Park Service could easily release for us all to see.
Readers, our president is not a well man. He inhabits a world of his own, where reality emanates from his own demented imagination, spinning a narrative that everything he does would come out perfect if it wasn’t for those leftist ANTIFA thugs and lunatics foiling him at every turn.
On one level, all this is hilarious. On another, this man holds the nuclear codes. It’s time for the Cabinet and Congress to invoke the 25th amendment now.
But they won’t. It’s up to us.