Brandeis Guzman

what’s more dead, my eyes or my soul

[Brandeis Guzman @BrandeisG]

ha sike im just gonna retweet bad memes still

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

just blocked someone for saying they dont care about the looney tunes do not play with me on this day

[Waweezer🌳 (FREE PALESTINE) @waweezer]

how it feels like looking back at your life and realizing you’re kinda goated

[Kai @Tasnyx]

Was he funny? Not particularly, though I do think of him fondly, like a friend from high school that oded before he was able to become a bad person. There’s an innocence in his approach.

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Everybody gangsta til All I Wanted by Paramore comes on

[Leo @musicisleo]

shower sex sucks bruh the drain hurts my dick

[Sifi @Wolverine_isgay]

"The thing"

*Pone un clip de Jonny Storm*

LARP

[Dotodoya @DotoDoya]

@SLOplays how ima look at the drive through window after my 17th order of chicken fries and my 8th beerus dupe:

[headpat addict @smolpooki]

yes im a whore im just non-practicing

[𝕋𝕆𝕄 @Ironmute]

“Are you bulking or cutting?”
Brother, I’m eating when I’m hungry and training when I can.

[Flixy @TheActualFlixy]

I love sidekicks

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

dude I told you sativa makes me racist

[😈☔️👾🪻 @thfc_mugen]

Bro first 0.5s I saw this tweet I was thinking why r we glazing this actor he was mind controlled 😭😭😭😭 im so cooked

[James @FunkDoc1112]

Me watching Peter Parker make all his problems worse by isolating himself from everybody