Uncle Brand

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[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Seeing things like this worries me, if we end up with Sander Berge as our third along with current trouble with Bruno’s new deal it could be an awful last couple of weeks of the window for us

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Manchester United have ruled out moves for Carlos Baleba and Alex Scott due to their high prices.

Sander Berge is now a serious midfield target, with Fulham valuing him at under £40M.

Manu Kone and Eduardo Camavinga are also options as United assess their midfield shortlist.

(Source: @TEAMtalk)

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Hahahah couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke, fuck off turkey teeth!

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Now we’ve scored get Dan burn and another defender on and let’s sit on the edge of our own box and defend this lead!

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Winning and we decide to defend our own box for half an hour, no out ball or even a slight hint of effort to sit on the front foot. We change to a back 5 with 6 defenders on the pitch. Tactically awful.

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

If this is the case then I’m not mad as long as we do make another midfield signing and he is a marquee signing like Tchouameni

[Marcó Alcaraz @MarcoAlcaraz_]

🚨🇧🇷 Christopher Vivell had identified and pushed internally for #MUFC to pursue Andrey Santos, with Wilcox + Berrada agreeing the 22yo offers potential and versatility.

Important to note, neither Santos/Ederson are seen as the ‘marquee’ midfield signing, with club still active.

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Hope he does well and got to back our players but first thoughts on this is that we’ve been robbed here

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Not worth anywhere near £50m. If he was good enough Chelsea wouldn’t be getting rid. Also strengthening Chelsea in the market giving them this money to buy someone we should be buying instead

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨💣 BREAKING!!

Manchester United are EDGING CLOSER to a move for Andrey Santos! A deal to bring him to United is PROGRESSING, with talks now underway. Chelsea are seeking £50m. #MUFC [@MikeKeegan_DM]

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Honestly we best bring in someone good cos why have links gone from Anderson, Mateus Fernandes, Tchouameni to fucking Andrey Santos for £50m and Sander Berge. Santos can’t even get into Chelsea’s team and no big club would sign Berge unless he was a squad player. We need starters

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨 BREAKING:

#mufc are targeting Chelsea midfielder Andrey Santos, who is valued in the region of £50m. He is open to leaving Stamford Bridge. [@guardian_sport]

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

@jackoconnor98 Rather one of the midfielders from the best team in the north east if I’m honest! Tonali or Bruno G are class!

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

A team wanting to push in the next few years for a league title does not sign Sander Berge, a squad player at best but that’s supposed to be Ederson! If they are the only 2 midfield signings we make we are not serious

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🔴📰 | Sander Berge is another player #mufc are discussing for the midfield. [@JacobsBen]

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

So we’re now exploring Scott who is valued at £80m when we wouldn’t pay £85m for Fernandes??? Makes sense

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Manchester United set to explore Alex Scott after missing out on Mateus Fernandes.

Spurs to pay £85m for Fernandes, a figure #MUFC were not prepared to meet.

Fernandes never communicated to either club a sole preference, leaving it to both to negotiate with West Ham.

Bournemouth want Scott to sign a new deal and are prepared to offer him a release clause within in. They value Scott around £80m.

Arsenal, Manchester City, Spurs and Chelsea other clubs to watch. Arsenal already directly informed on Bournemouth’s stance.

#MUFC also have Aurelien Tchouaméni and Carlos Baleba on their list, and Spurs and Manchester City target Sandro Tonali is appreciated. Cost of deal would need to drop for #MUFC to proceed.

Sander Berge another name discussed.🔴

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Alex Scott will choose Arsenal over us. Tchouameni will most probably stay at Madrid and Nmecha is another Bundesliga risk for big money. We’ll end up with Baleba at best, a deal we could have done a month ago that excites no one.

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Losing out to a team that finished 17th twice in a row… shocking

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree club record deal for Mateus Fernandes, HERE WE GO!

Agreement in place at £85m fixed fee as West Ham accept the price they’ve always asked, 100% guaranteed — as @David_Ornstein reports.

Man United will now focus on different targets in midfield.

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

Ugarte’s injury may be a blessing, Rashford integrated back into the squad and 2 more midfielders signed. I think that for the squad will improve us so much more than one midfielder, a left winger and ugarte

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

@jackoconnor98 @kaibee11 I’ll swing you about like that little girl from Matilda ya gimp

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

@kaibee11 @jackoconnor98 He’s out for 9 months isn’t he?😂

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

So you’re telling me he’s going to Tottenham as well then?!

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 JUST IN:

Manchester United and Arsenal are the current frontrunners for Alex Scott. #MUFC [Sky]

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

@ManUtd move quick on Hall now, Chelsea will be wanting a left back…

[Uncle Brand @brandhampton]

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