brandiwatters

Still thinks Twitter is lame...

[brandiwatters @brandiwatters]

You told Harpo to hit me! #RHOC, #Oprahdiditbetter

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"C’mon. I broke my nose! Just a little acknowledgment would be nice." – George Zimmerman http://t.co/2K0LM723sk

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I think George #Zimmerman should go find Casey Anthony and they should start a family together. - David LaRoux

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Did Chris Brown get ahold of Kristen Stewart? #oscar

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@unclejeffgreen because Ryan is full of shit

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@blakeshelton it's not nice to taunt them but it sure is funny #notgettingthejoke

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@ladygaga ruled 2011 but still managed to teach lil girls talent and a message must be delivered half naked. Shameful waste of platform.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I'm grateful when someone tells me Mercury's in retrograde because that lets me know they're a fucking weirdo I can avoid forever.

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@jessewilliams_ best modern family line ever!

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#Greys after tonight, I vote for a spinoff of Greys featuring all the boys...or just make the show two hours long...boys and girls

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@SarahDrewGreys I was a hobbit

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@heraldbulletin welcome to social media

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#CBSBigBrother Stay with me on this one: Rachel/Brendon wedding special!!!

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@JennyMcCarthy rubbernecking

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if you're angry about the #9/11 #dust cancer that the govt won't cover for responders, tell your congressman! @CNN

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No offense to Chelsea, but @helloross needs his own E! Show immediately. Tonight was hilarious!

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#gleeproject #glee Ryan Murphy is "being John malkovich"

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@chelseahandler you need to give @helloross his own show. He is a burst of fresh air...or helium...

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Likes that @mariashriver is following me back. I can now dominate my kennedy section of six degrees of separation.