Brandon

a loss to the mean machine lasts forever

[Brandon @brando3002]

One time my plug was like “I’ll be there in 5 min” so I waited for about 20 mins and he didn’t show… I view his story and he was DJing a bar mitzvah?

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Travis and Ninja

[Brandon @brando3002]

I love Sunday brunch

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Did I really mix the rick with the supreme again today🤦‍♂️

[Brandon @brando3002]

We need to up the crouton percentage in salads by 40%

[SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP]

Haason Reddick on facing SF:

"Talk is cheap. They get to come back in the Linc. It was a lot of boo hoos last year, a lot of crying, a lot of what if, a lot of this, a lot of that. They get a chance to come back in here, line that s**t up and prove it again."

(via @MrUram)

[Brandon @brando3002]

Phone just auto corrected Vince Vaughn to Vince Vainglorious

[Brandon @brando3002]

Not to be a hater but if you think everyone forgot about your Ukulele phase in high school just know I didn’t

[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

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[Brandon @brando3002]

Guy that used to work at my job comes in so I hit him with the “how’s it going” and he said with a straight face “ life is good, besides going to court in a month for vehicular manslaughter”

[Brandon @brando3002]

Hahahah yeah no me too

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

typa shit I been on

[Brandon @brando3002]

#NewProfilePic

[Brandon @brando3002]

What do you guys think Sanjaya from American idol is doing right now

[Brandon @brando3002]

My request for the succession theme song got denied by the bat mitzvah DJ

[Brandon @brando3002]

Can’t believe they had to 86 my appendix

[Brandon @brando3002]

Why

[Brandon @brando3002]

You just look like you really like remotes

[Brandon @brando3002]

Going to sing rock lobster 4 times in a row at karaoke. Wish me luck 🤞

[Brandon @brando3002]

Had to beat the Chris Pratt allegations last night unfortunately

[Brandon @brando3002]

I love a good niche roast. You don’t get it and that’s okay more fun for me