Brando Flex

Surfer, Stylist, Bassist, Helmsman, Pitcher (retired).

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@politico Rent will be frozen, but landlords will find creative new hardships to impose.

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@ATRightMovies T-Chal as Dylan

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@TorontoStar The Jays are an 82-85 win team, good enough for 3rd place in their division if they are lucky, 5th place if unlucky.

They did get super hot for 60 days at the right time last year.

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@NateSilver538 Beware the Harris/AOC ticket.
Dems can’t resist.

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@FilmUpdates No one asked for Dolby, CGI, or IMAX either.

Then again, those were excuses to charge more.

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@JustRockContent Well fuck me!
Outstanding drag!!!

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@RealHickory Reminds me of the Muslim shrine in a Mecca called The Kaaba.

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@dleary74 @TMZ I believe I referred to Rod with The Faces, over 50 years ago. Had Freddie lived he would be on ATG.

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@bebe_strange @TMZ He’s from the era where they go out with their boots on.

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@TMZ Trailer Park Swift is marring a jock in a hockey arena while Katy Perry is making out with a beloved former world leader at Coachella.

Katy won that round.

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@politico I did not know that billionaires in California do not have to pay tax

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@SharpFootball No NFL equivalent.
Maybe an NFL team being tied with a Division II school.

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@politico Newsom is out. Wrong sex, wrong color, wrong state.

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@FilmUpdates Trailer Park Swift, getting married to a jock in a hockey arena?

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@politico Every Dem will need to take the Planter litmus test.

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@EndWokeness I know she is stupid, but is she that stupid to know those glasses do not fit her?

Her staff likely handed them to her last minute saying it would make her look smarter. Then she opened her mouth and that effect was DOA.

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@OleTimeHardball With those numbers, no way.

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@politico Progressives are beta by nature. They see this guy as their “Joe Rogan”.

Quick—what current Democrat has the most masculinity?

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@politico These allegations that are coming out against him now are the canaries in the coal mine. We all know the serious stuff won’t come out until it’s too late.