Brandon Marshall

My life is a random disaster, and I've loved every minute of it.

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@backcountry trying really hard to get hold of you over warranty issues. Sending DM’s, emails...please respond!

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@FlightHub your customer device is terrible! Literally don’t think I have had such bad service ever!

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@AmazonHelp The irony is that I have reached out to you, via phone, email and now Twitter @AmazonHelp

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@AmazonHelp Also, what a fantastic response to a customer. “I’m sorry, I can’t do anything, you need to have customer service contact you.” @amazon what a joke!

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@AmazonHelp By the end of the representatives shift last night, which was either 8 or 9pm.

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@AmazonHelp Generic email said “we’re sorry it won’t arrive today.” Nothing else. Called customer service and rep was supposed to call carrier and then call me back, which she didn’t. Super frustrated about this.

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@AmazonHelp 2. Another issue. I ordered something on June 30 and the only available date to ship was July 5. Emailed and asked for help to expediate so I could get on July 2, and was told they couldn’t do that. 177 billion in revenue and 566,000 employees and you can’t expediate an order?

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@AmazonHelp I placed my order on https://t.co/tqdmbmfXBA. I am having two separate issues. I have been calling and emailing and apparently no one can solve it.

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Didn't get yourself a console? Here's your chance! Just follow and retweet for entry. Winner picked at 500 RTs

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@ElijahDJonas I asked you to follow me

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@ElijahDJonas follow me

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@ChipotleTweets I had a terrible experience tonight. I got 2 burritos. One took 4 times to wrap and the other fell apart at home #fail

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

Those times when the number of characters Twitter allows controls your statements

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

I want to win a Blu-ray of #DontLookNow (@Criterion) from @Slant_Magazine. http://t.co/9ih9QltN6P #SlantGiveaway

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

Yes

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

@BenedumHall @Danactivated it's times like this that you appreciate the divide!

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She was put in the louvre cuz her ass was so big

[Brandon Marshall @brandom1795]

I'm gonna tweet, and shout, and let it all out.