Brandon Arma

[Sir Bobby Keegan @SirBobbyKeegan]

Might just check social media and see what's...oh for fffff...

@Memecastle_Utd #NUFC

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

[Callum🗿 @CaliJ98]

All week the media warning Newcastle fans to be wary of the unhinged Marseille ultras, poor French lot probably need counselling after what they’ve experienced over past 48 hours hahaahahahaha

[LC @NUFCLC]

If you have thirty seconds spare, watch this. Absolutely bang on.

No one believes you or your agent you little rodent.

#NUFC

[ss @ss74832681]

That hill is the spawn of Satan

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"I want the best, strongest squad possible but I really want players who want to play for this football club" 💬

Eddie Howe says he doesn't know what the outcome will be surrounding Alexander Isak's future 👇

[Joe @MagsHWTL]

20 x reps of newcastles transfer window

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Did Trippier down tools when Bayern came calling?

No he buckled down and shagged every uni student Jesmond had to offer.

Could learn a thing or two, Alexander. 😤

[John Lenning 🕶️ @Fecisr]

Getting a Cex, does anyone want anything?

[Honestm4tty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @honestm4tty]

Sir kier thinking blocking pornhub will stop me 🤣🤣🤣

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Reform voter after three pints

[Neil Farrington @Neilfarrington]

So, according to their fans, Liverpool buying their #2 target because their #1 target is unavailable - i.e. signing a lesser player - is a “power play”. Righto. #NUFC

[Moz @MozzaNUFC]

@NUFC

[Magpie Joe @MagpieJoe_]

What. A. Photo. 📸 2025

[Nic @AD_N_P]

“Trust me, one day you will get your club back and it will be everything you wanted it to be”

#NUFC

[Lee Johnson ⚫️⚪️ UP THE MAGS @lee1892Johnson]

I can’t stop fucking crying #nufc

[pdb @nufcpb]

That drop goes outrageously hard

[Days Without a Trophy @NewcastleTrophy]

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[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

The full-time scenes as Newcastle win the Carabao Cup! 🥳🏆