brandon🐐🇻🇪

snap: Brandon99op

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

The niggas that go into a party and wonder if their car is ok where they parked it

[Ari 🤑 @theylovearion]

I’m just like my damn daddy SMH

[brandon🐐🇻🇪 @brandon99op]

@Smallafro2K

[brandon🐐🇻🇪 @brandon99op]

The dudes that’s tell everyone that they make 6 figures, absolutely do not make anywhere close to 6 figures 💯😂

[low yield lucy @picotop]

if a man tells you he makes ‘six figures’ he make $105,000 a year

[🍒 @TheChelsMarie_]

whelp look @ the time

[bria celest @55mmbae]

There’s a parrot missing in my neighborhood and it’s a $3,000 reward for him. I be outside twice a day with hella crackers hoping he shows up

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

I want a hellcat for Valentine’s Day

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Libras love privacy, money & black turtlenecks

[brandon🐐🇻🇪 @brandon99op]

@SmallafroGames @FatKidDeals Damn. First taxes, now this shit. Thanks Biden

[Comrade Phteven @PhriendlyCody]

ive literally been laughing for an hour now

[brandon🐐🇻🇪 @brandon99op]

@SmallafroGames

[brandon🐐🇻🇪 @brandon99op]

@SmallafroGames Fr? Joe told me it’s not there anymore

[brandon🐐🇻🇪 @brandon99op]

@SmallafroGames Sure. Just show me where you’re gonna charge it

[brandon🐐🇻🇪 @brandon99op]

Costo entrance

[R A C H I E @itsmeRachie]

Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. 😂👇🏽

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Every day of my life