Brandon Harmon

Hating all of you since '94

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

BAD DESIGN LOL https://t.co/B4eSwmS7y4

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

So excited to see UMM this summer!

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

me as a parent https://t.co/90JqDnLiSX

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I want the house, Jan. I want the picket fence. I want the ketchup fights and the tickling and the giggling.

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

HAHAH https://t.co/CFc1lU3AbU

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. But, I live by another rule. Just do it. Nike.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

So, it wasn't Dwight after all. It looks like I'm the killer. You never expect that you're the killer. It's a great twist.

[8bitfiction @8bitfiction]

Me

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Is it because I'm white?

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Now I have to go online and look at turtles or I'll be off the entire day.

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Hey guys... it's May.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Hello Mr. Buttlicker. How may we help you?

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

@BROxLAN kick him out https://t.co/AyIEwPpz8o

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

@JakeBel6 that's cheating

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

Can everyone please just let Twitter die already? #TwitterTips

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

Is twitter even a fucking thing ? #nope

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

#RidicFridays 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 #stoked for this new series of @Ridiculousness

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

I am amped on this #tebori tattoo at the Live Free or Die Tattoo Convention.

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

So, I've lost so much body fat, it's crazy. Down 35 lbs.

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

Burn 'em fuckers to the ground.

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

@JakeBel6 place has made me puke 3 times. So done there

[Brandon Harmon @brandonTKharmon]

Today has been one month with no cigarettes.