Brandon Ash

Oswego 2020. Aspiring play-by-play announcer

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I dont tweet much but the brand Scott and their toilet paper is TERRIBLE. It’s half a ply that it’s literally SEE THROUGH! And they charge as much as every other brand. Absolutely terrible

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@DPWooly Idk if this is an actual quote but it’s how I feel on my 15 minute breaks 😂

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@ufc Great fight but how do you have one judge 30-27 one guy and the other 2 judges 29-28 THE OTHER GUY! The first judge got 2 rounds wrong. Fix it up!

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@kittynouveau My ex

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@BrittanyCairns_ Corey Davis and DeVonta Parker

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#NFLRedZone @ScottHanson It can’t be the Stanford GREATS Jim Plunkett and John Elway, can it???

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@steelers Let’s see what side of the ball will underperform this weekend. Most likely all 3 but let’s see

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@JBelmo Anyone can do somewhat okay with even a house ball and house shoes, but when the lane isn’t how you like it and everything isn’t coming together, that’s when you see the score drop

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@timmybrenner Yes it definitely did

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@Yankees 9th Inning Heart Attacks

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@timmybrenner Simple, don’t write stupid things. Only kidding. If I think something is “stupid” I usually keep the idea of the line but change the “verbage” or if it is stupid, I let the stupid train take me wherever it takes me

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@Yankees Love when your pitcher starts the season pretty shitty, then gets AL Pitcher of July, only to go right back to the same shit he was doing months ago

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RT + like for a chance to win this practice jersey signed by @TeamJuJu

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@Yankees Can anyone ensure me that it will be WORTH watching? Like maybe you can tell me the other team won’t score 2 runs in the first?! Or maybe we can have a closer who, oh idk, CLOSES THE FUCKING GAME! Pathetic

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@TattooAndTalk Look up “The Collective Consciousness” in Oakdale. They have multiple different classes and readings and a bunch of stuff in that realm

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@pulte Spent the last of my money on rent and I’m not working for 3 weeks. Hope I can get this!

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Big guys are THROWING early #ufc #mainevent

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@steelers Alright, the leads out? This has been a pathetic showing against the 2-10-1 BENGALS! Fix it.

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@genesis_band @PhilCollinsFeed @tonybanksmusic That’s All