brandon

“I’ve had alot of worries in my life, most of which never happened”

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

it’s such a midwestern thing to say “if it wasn’t windy it wouldn’t be bad out” regardless of any temperature

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

@CallofDuty @CallofDuty
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[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

doordash report????? we fr?

[White House Press Office @PressSec]

Prices are steadying and wages are climbing, new DoorDash report shows

https://t.co/z5BeKMfKJH

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

@emilyaustin yikes lady

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

not the fake tylenol account that’s been inactive since 2021, 🤣🤣 such a smart administration

[Mister Sprout Scout🌱 @bbbbadmannnn]

Gfs sick. Gonna load her up so our future kid is a rocket scientist

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

bruh these people are insane we can’t be fr

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Stay armed. Stay vigilant. We have no idea how many sleeper cells are inside the United States. It's an unforgiveable weakness Biden left this country with. Stay alert. Pray.

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

@Parasite @TipsyAudio how different are they to let’s say a40s or a50s? as far as quality goes. just curious since they’re only $99 that’s just a good price

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

@bbbbadmannnn this is a 0 out of 10 avocado toast

[Mister Sprout Scout🌱 @bbbbadmannnn]

Beat the ender dragon

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

@bbbbadmannnn “transplant” you’re not getting someone else’s knees bud

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

embarrassing administration. whoever runs this account is careless and has no remorse for Human beings whether their status as an American is valid or not.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Fixed it for you, @NYTimes.

Oh, and by the way, @ChrisVanHollen — he’s NOT coming back.

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

@bbbbadmannnn yeah that will suffice

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

@bbbbadmannnn f22 raptor guy

[brandon @brandon_earl_]

over 50,000 racists confirmed !

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Petition to pardon Derek Chauvin has received over 50,000 signatures, per Axios.