Brandon Generator

Self-employed writer with a coffee addiction and a blinking cursor. People seem to refer to me as #BrandonGenerator.

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My life is like a Escher drawing – Brandon writing about Brandon, writing about Brandon, writing about Brandon,... http://t.co/Voon4qfu

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Is Victoria my ‘Deus ex machina’? Has she come to change my course?

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Does the story stop if I close the book?

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Palahniuk got it right in Choke, “We live and die and anything else is just delusion.”

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Feel like I’m playing a game but I don’t know the rules...

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@chazterdog I wish I knew...do you?

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@mitchellbarber1 You truly understand my predicament. Can you help me?

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@tfollano What if no one in the world ever had a thought? If they had no thoughts, they would have no wants?

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@ambergrindstaff Where are you and how I can get to you?

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@steffihellyes My perfect place does not exist yet.

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@molly_staplebum An unlimited mug of coffee and inspiration.

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Soundtrack to my life http://t.co/fBOe6t8s

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I must be seeing things... http://t.co/pBz2VxF8

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Think that insomnia is eroding the left side of my brain. But battling with Caffiendo has left me thirsty!

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Is Victoria my ‘Deus ex machina’? Has she come to change my course?

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109 pages of prose and still nothing... what am I doing?

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I think that the flashing cursor is trying to talk to me. But what is it saying?

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When I look into the mirror, I see anti-Brandon looking back. Am I losing it?

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Dreamt last night that all of my teeth fell out but when I looked down they were keyboard letters. Or was I... http://t.co/vLorj0rW

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@ariellalphabet I don’t own an airing cupboard. Can’t be lost in there.