brandon_may

Devoted husband. Loving father. Reliable friend. Aspiring writer. Former Dallas Mavericks fan. Grade A douchebag. All in a day's work.

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I was born in 1977.
The Dallas Mavericks were born in 1980.
I’ve been a loyal @dallasmavs fan my entire life.
I stuck with them through the almost 80s, the disastrous 90s, the so-close 00s, and the rewarding and then meandering 10s.
I declare myself a free agent now.
I’m done.

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@NickVanExit Difference is at least the Celtics shopped JB for a better deal first and didn’t try to hide it from everyone

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@KirkSeriousFace Two GMs and one owner later, and they’re still following the “dry powder” playbook.

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@ZachWolchuk So it appears Nico has a burner account? That tracks.

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@KirkSeriousFace Is this the new mascot for the team instead of Champs and Mavs Man?

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@Mavs_FFL Would they still fire Nico?

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@Lizzs_Lockeroom The simple answer to “who wins” is: me

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@rjchoppy TNT did this for years with their Thursday night NBA games. Because they had to start Knicks-Celtics at 7:30 EST, Dallas-San Antonio wouldn’t start until near 9:00 after the postgame studio from the first game. So annoying.

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@CityOfFriscoTx This is really cool, so who do I talk to about the uneven sidewalk in front of my house that collects water and debris for days and becomes a mosquito breeding ground?
I’m not being mean; I would really like to know if this is something you can help me with.

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@All_Things_Mavs Permanent damage can occur within days or weeks. What training staff told him to give a good three months?

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@All_Things_Mavs I’m suspicious about this. My retina detached on a Thursday this past March. I didn’t know what was happening, so I went to my ophthalmologist on Monday, was immediately sent to a retina specialist on Tuesday, and in surgery by Wednesday because time is of the essence.

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@townbrad @gromerjeffers I’m torn here.
I’ve never understood why they continue to allow revenue to go to bordering states by not allowing gambling in Texas.
But…if it doesn’t pass, will the Adelsons no longer have a need for the Mavs and sell the team?

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@townbrad Because they were also friends with Luka?

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@BenRogers I don’t know if I’ll ever recover from this. I’m 3 years older than the franchise and have been a loyal fan my whole life, even through the 90s.
Nico didn’t just arrogantly trade Luka. He dropped trousers on my childhood.

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@BobbyBeltTX I never thought I’d miss Frank Zaccanelli. Ever.

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@NickVanExit @LockedOnMavs I feel bad for AD. Through no fault of his own, he will be the face of an unexplainable trade. He can do everything correctly and still be branded as the guy they traded Luka for. I’ve put all my 40-plus years of Mavs gear in a box, but I don’t blame AD.

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@1053SS @rjchoppy @BobbyBeltTX
Do you think Nico just recently learned of the Curse of the Bambino and said “I got next”?

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@Mavs_FFL This doesn’t look the culture the current Mavs are looking for. He’s loving the game too much, he’s too good, and he’s not injured.
Sorry. I’m just a lifelong Mavs fan who is still in one of the stages of grief. Kai is awesome.

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@CBAMavs Someone should tell him why Kobe was always frustrated with Shaq

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@abramvaldezCS I’m not well right now