Brandon Selic

Holistic lawyer & Political Pirate.

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@SaharKhaliliFP How we treat women on the stand in such matters hasn’t improved in 50 years at least.

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ABOUT. DAMN. TIME.

https://t.co/rYbaFbZEM9

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@biglawgothgf @CariACohorn …Yea. Vampire.

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Disappointing doesn’t even begin to cover it, but not surprising. It would *gut* the Civil Service if justice were to be done, and Labor frankly needs the bureaucracy. And they’ll never go after any former MPs as it’s not the done thing…

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@biglawgothgf Damn straight we do

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Your 1st most frequently used GIF is your reaction to someone insulting you.

[Christie 🇺🇦 💛⚖💛 @ChristieH60]

Your 1st most frequently used GIF is your reaction to someone insulting you.

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@Asher_Wolf Get in line

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Coming from a Liberal MP this is a very powerful statement. How soon they forget how little they actually sat in parliament.

[Paul Fletcher @PaulFletcherMP]

If Parliament was sitting today as scheduled, we would have just finished Question Time. Instead, Airbus Albo axed Parliament this week, because he was jetting off to the US. He could have left the Deputy PM in charge. Or made this trip in one of the 34 non-sitting weeks.

[Brandon Selic @brandon_selic]

Whenever a loved one has to obtain the services of another lawyer, I always want to give that lawyer the speech Sallah gives Captain Katanga in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’.

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@mindfullyemily https://t.co/J5Go9wN5VF

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That we need to say this out loud.

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@biglawgothgf …need a holiday?

[Sahar @SaharKhalili_]

#Yes Freudian Nip (aka the Tracie's) @FYes23

#VoiceReferendum

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And that sort of conduct from a professional may get them disbarred.

[hannah @antifamouss]

Johnny Depp's lawyer Camille Vasquez admitted in a panel this week that during the 2022 trial she had a female member of his legal team spray Depp's cologne in the court toilets used by Amber Heard to wage "psychological warfare" against her. Do you know how fucking evil that is?

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Pajamas for me. But yes.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

90% of the lawyers on this planet have probably written/done their best work while in like a hoodie or gym clothes

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Been saying this for years. It has contributed to the degradation of political discourse in this country.

[Greg Jericho @GrogsGamut]

The sooner this show is axed, the better for Australia

[Sahar @SaharKhalili_]

YES is a bold statement to the rest of the world that WE have the courage to allow ALL VOICES, esp of those who have ASKED to speak; and to be able to authentically express our country's identity to the world & in our Constitution by acknowledging our First Australians.

#VoteYes

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@SaharKhaliliFP Is that today’s theme or something? Issue here as well

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Too many possibilities

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@nathaliejacoby1 Yes, me.