brandon_realnotfake

College dropout. Streetwear idiot. Brilliant strategist. Unofficial Brandon Solis parody fan account. (he/him)

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

How many people can I fit into a group chat? That might be my new version of Twitter

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

I will not be listening to the new 21 & Drake song, but will only be experiencing it from the memes

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

Don’t underestimate your cuteness

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

@BennettDBennett Vibe checks > blue checks

[Naj @najjmahal]

the accuracy 🥹

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

A great day to watch Lovecraft Country

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

Not sure if I love or hate the design of the paper Eataly shopping bag

[Bennett Bennett ♠️ @BennettDBennett]

My brain might tap out and get into holiday music EARLY.

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

I really be dressing up so the people at the stores I shop at pretend to be my friend for a few minutes

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

…the gist of this conversation I was having with my four year old about space travel so she can go so far from earth she’ll look back in time to watch living dinosaurs

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

If physical space travel isn’t possible, sending our consciousness via data to other places to experience faraway galaxies would be dope

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

And at any point then, we can transmit our data back to earth to report back the futures unfolding

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

Is there a text to voice podcast? I hate the sound of my own voice but feel like people need to hear my boring, vapid opines

[R/GA @RGA]

Architecture, framework, blueprint, scaffolding, pillars... we don't actually build things but we do love the language

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

The humbling customer service when you’re getting a refill at a skincare store and they’re recommending samples for insecurities you didn’t know you had

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

@KeniThacker An egg on it?

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If all the shows can just get it together to each come out on different days it’d help my reason to live every single day

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

@quinnfinity Like when was that ever ok? Super gross

[brandon_realnotfake @brandon_solis]

Ok, we are not wearing masks and I get that. But we been through a pandemic, y’all need to improve the cough and sneeze etiquette acting brand new