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[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My son just told me he’s gay

I burst into tears

But not for the reason you think

You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women

Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision

So proud of my son ❤️

[miri 🍂 @aamimiri]

I do not "have a study method", I do not do "study plans". I sit down and read, and if I don't remember what I read, I KILL MYSELF

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

guys… weirdest thing just happened… i woke up minding my own business and i leave for work and when i shut my door i noticed it was kinda rusty????? and then i’m walking to my car and i’m like… why the hell is the air so salty????? has this happened to anyone else??????

[hannah @crankhart]

Replacing “I’m going to kill myself” in my vocabulary with “Oh dear”

[worm @jjongjjongied]

popbase are you for jinjja right now

[re: emma @evemmore]

Rachel zegler again

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

AAPI month turning into pride month

[idle pr manager @westsidejeons]

why does she look like she’s about to cook cream soup

[Laganja Estranja's Blaccent @BlkDragRaceFan]

Mind you

[🐧 @enhypen_meoww]

me singing both parts in fortnight

[reen @taysabode]

“whos afraid of well you should be
little old me?”

[bta @brandon_ta98]

@junandmouse booooo 🍅🍅🍅you’re a hater

[swiftie struggle tweets @swifferstruggle]

taylor’s lyrics for fortnite is like:

fighting, only in my blue delusions
first time i opened up my eyes i saw
you made me believe we were in duo
while there’s no victory royale, just me.

…solo.

[Mrs Babbit @Mrsbabbit]

Lay the Thanksgiving table with the fancy shit

[R. @midnightstrack2]

you got that no hair, shaved head, white t-shirt

[bta @brandon_ta98]

@ashmellao @CapitalOne taste