Brandon Abell

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[Brandon Abell @brandonabell]

@amazon @JeffBezos whoever told you putting that new Alexa search result feature in the app was a good idea is NOT your friend. It made me go to the Walmart app to complete my purchase today instead and I hate that app so *great job* whoever’s idea this was…

[Brandon Abell @brandonabell]

@asha_shar Thank you. Paying extra for CoD when I don’t play it felt like paying the ESPN tax back when I had cable.

[Brandon Abell @brandonabell]

@BeerMeMarge @GovPressOffice Research before you post, emojiboy. You can amend the California Constitution via a ballot initiative. Then it magically becomes constitutional. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

[Brandon Abell @brandonabell]

@derrickvanorden @KateMorton_ @RepVanOrden You’re both a liar and a coward.

[Brandon Abell @brandonabell]

@amazon you don’t find this kind of bait and switch problematic?

[Brandon Abell @brandonabell]

Purchase from @MoonsideDesign at your own risk. I ordered a product hoping to have it by Christmas but never received it. I checked its status and it was seized by the postal service for incorrect/fraudulent postage. I have proof. Their customer service refuses to help. BEWARE!

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@CawthornforNC Maybe if you weren’t such a jerk to others this would’ve not been a big deal. Observe the golden rule, little dude. TIMMY!

[Brandon Abell @brandonabell]

@TaylorRMarshall And yet here you still are, tweeting.

[Brandon Abell @brandonabell]

@TulsiGabbard You do know that all your old tweets simping for Putin and supporting his propaganda are still on the record, right? You might consider resigning from military service if you intend to continue providing aid and comfort to our enemies.

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@Elliottboyd85 @ASLuhn Trump is already on record supporting this.