Brando

Nerdtastic individual

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

Hey @PapaJohns , if I point out a spelling error, do I get free pizza?

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@seafoamrogue Bitters, whiskey, a touch of sugar, and grapefruit seltzer

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@seafoamrogue But it makes the best mixer for cocktails. And so many fewer calories. And less pretentious than say sparkling mineral water from a foreign country.

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@seafoamrogue #byebye #Strawberries

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@seafoamrogue I'm struggling right now with certain members because they're complaining about the effects on the economy and that it's supposedly not that dangerous. #denial #coronavirus #StayHome

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@RuPaul please do a #troopbeverlyhills #challenge on @RuPaulsDragRace #season12 #please !!!!!!

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@kjothesmartass Thanks

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@sutanamrull, @RavenHUNTY and @WorldOfWonder please do the costumes that're in #101dalmatians with @TheGlennClose for #fashionphotoruview. I think it would be fabulous!

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@kjothesmartass I saw my roommate, who claims he's a #bigbrutaltop jerking off with the door open, and all I could think of was your response to @SerenaChaCha #tinyflag. #winning
#nottodaysatan #RupaulsDragRace #whattheeffiswiththatteenytinyflag

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

First #familyfight over #butter #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingFails #jaggersfamily

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

We heard grandpa's voice today. He spoke to us. #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingFails #jaggersfamily

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

#xmas has already taken over the #jaggersfamily #thanksgiving #ThanksgivingFails #itstooearlyforxmas

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@pladge89 @salmahayek No it was not. #beer #whitegirl #DrunkHistory #projectday #silvermoonbrewing

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

When you get your shoes #soakingwet for a #highschool #footballgame #no #nottodaysatan #beer #wine #Riverdale

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@kayleebphotos you're fingering that drink for the chocolate sauce. #Monday #friendship #birthday #vault #MartiniMonday

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@OliviaCroom I still think of you. #LOTR #TheHobbit #flightofthedragons

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

@kayleebphotos I'm kinda into #dwarves #GoT #PeterDinklage

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

#grandmotherwillow telling #quasimodo the story of the #whitewalkers. #GoT #firsttime

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

She didn't fuck her child. #justherbrother #cersei #GoT #firsttime #watching

[Brando @brandonallwardt]

Watching #GoT for the first time with #Friends. Have to describe things as #mexico #moist #florida #dungeon #thewall and I'm not sure...