Brandon Smith

Freelance Guitarist, Drummer, and Vocalist;Video game enthusiast; gym rat; husband. Plus Size model.

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@h3h3productions my boujee local Whole Foods store started seeking BLK water next they’ll be selling that garbage diamond water you meme’d

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Episode 2 of #GameofThrones has me fucked up for this battle at Winterfell

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Game of Thrones is the only show to ever give me actual anxiety. And I love every second of it. #GameofThronesSeason8

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I love when real people provide inspiration for NPCs @Wizards_DnD my newest creation is a crazed woman named melody who’s constantly screaming about finding the music. Working in Nashville has its perks. #TrueStory

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My wife and I decided to switch to a vegan diet and lifestyle a few weeks ago. Family dinners are about to get a little weird. #vegan #newvegan

[Travis Willingham @WillingBlam]

Been wanting to do this for YEARS. So excited.

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Having @sprint is like having dial up internet, except your internet is actually a goat and it’s just dead. #FakeNews #fyre

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I use a lot of stuff from The Witcher 3 and the LOTR soundtracks.

[D&D Beyond @DnDBeyond]

Do you use background music during your D&D sessions? Share your favorite role playing or battle music!

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Just discovered @CriticalRole a couple months ago and I started from the very beginning. I’ve accepted I’ll never be caught up but that’s ok because I won’t ever run out of episodes lol

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My life is just one big dad joke at this point

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Well. Shit?

[Metal Injection @metalinjection]

CANNIBAL CORPSE Guitarist Appears In Court Wearing Anti-Suicide Vest, Bail Set At $50,000 Pending Drug Test https://t.co/wFSqOr12WY

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Well shit, wonder how that’s gonna effect the slayer tour?

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CANNIBAL CORPSE Guitarist Pat O'Brien Arrested, Charged With Aggravated Assault And Burglary https://t.co/ua3x9PIaEf

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@ukogmonkey Congrats on the new place!

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Most people: I haven’t posted in like 2 hours guys i promise I’ll get better 💙💙
Me: I haven’t posted in like 3 years but here’s a new meme I found

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#NewProfilePic

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Why would I be productive on my day off when I can lay in bead and eat cupcakes? #MondayMorning #soproud

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@DnDBeyond Actually, I just went into the dnd beyond app to check my username while i was filling out the form and it was there. I guess there’s a delay between when you purchase it and when it’s available for download?

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@DnDBeyond I bought the Dungeon Masters Guide on the app for iPhone but it’s saying it’s unavailable, and that I have a license on the website, which I can access the book on the website, but I can’t download it from the app, or access it from the app. What am I missing here?

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There are some days I want to bash people’s heads with microphones until I see grey matter, but then i get my paycheck and things sort themselves out. #pissy #fuck

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When the p*ssy is too fire