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pura vida

[brandon bellman @brandonbellmann]

Cinco de Murmansk

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She would do anything for an insta like but forget asking her out. #socialslut

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

I bet somewhere there's a deleted scene from Toy Story where Andy tried to make the toys fuck. #yeahimhigh

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The classic when you see someone from high school and they make eye contact and turn the other way. #gotmegood

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@MikeWeigle excuse me

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@MikeWeigle

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On what planet was last night ok.

[brandon bellman @brandonbellmann]

@_mihaelamihai I'll kiss em better. 👄

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Jesus I was drunk last night.

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Bandit likes Deep House.

[brandon bellman @brandonbellmann]

Yes girl I know on Tinder I saw you and you didn't swipe right.... #itsoktho #youthirtsy

[brandon bellman @brandonbellmann]

@_mihaelamihai lucky bastard. Stay away from my 🍈's

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@_mihaelamihai did he stare at your breasts as well ?

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@_mihaelamihai 👅👅👅💦💦💦💦

[brandon bellman @brandonbellmann]

@DJWhooKid #WhoolywoodShuffle me and the boys are on a road trip and wanna hear cruisin down the street by mike jones. Appreciate it man.

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I love the Yeti.

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Past the point of caring if I get caught staring. #adulthood

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@ILikeTitsDaily @_mihaelamihai we should organize I shoot like this 4 you#bae

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@_mihaelamihai posted an ad on kijiji looking for a Romanian with big tits to be my caddie. Looks like you might have missed it #fyi #melons