Brandon

Apocalypso.

[Brandon @BrandonBGood]

@TheBradMielke the amount of puns and dad jokes in Start Here’s One Last Thing this morning was beautiful. #slowclap

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

If Loki was the true god of chaos, he'd release a new episode today.

[Brandon @BrandonBGood]

@maymoonbeam @Unrollme Nice! I'm just wary of "free" services. Thanks paranoia from the career path.

[Brandon @BrandonBGood]

@maymoonbeam @Unrollme Be easy with that service. I believe they request access to your whole email account.

[Brandon @BrandonBGood]

@KRUSSCOOP But the stock market has record highs! So we don't have to worry about debt.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

9/11 First Responders Bill passes the senate 97-2! A long overdue honoring of our debt to them. Here’s a nice photo of McConnell walking in to vote, taken by the great Bill Clark:

[Matt Robinson @metroscenes]

Shooting star streaking over a thunderstorm and the Atlantic ocean seen from Pine Knoll Shores, NC tonight. Storm is about 120 mi from the coast. #ncwx

[Brandon @BrandonBGood]

@indecentbananas Waste of plastic at its finest

[Brandon @BrandonBGood]

@kelzzbrown #kellysbelly

[Brandon @BrandonBGood]

@neiltyson is talking truth.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you wield the power to snap your finger and end half of all life in the universe — to preserve resources for those who remain — then you surely have the power to snap your finger and double the resources instead.

@Avengers, I checked the math on that one.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: An average comet contains as much water as has ever been consumed by all humans who have ever lived.

FYI: A garden-variety metallic asteroid contains vastly more gold than has ever been mined in the history of the world.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

No one:

Me: COOOOOOOKKKKKIEEEEEE!

[North Carolina Conservation Network @NCConservation]

We have to do better.

https://t.co/3y6ilBUU38

[Archived: Rep. Joe Cunningham @RepCunningham]

Today, I used an airhorn to demonstrate how disruptive seismic airgun blasting is to marine life. It was LOUD. Now imagine that sound 16,000x louder, repeated every 10 seconds for months, when you depend on sound to communicate/navigate. That's what seismic airgun blasting does.

[Brandon @BrandonBGood]

@kelzzbrown Oh, it would