Alex May

Dancing between YOLO and oh no. Splashing my ADHD mind all over yours.

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

Life is about how you react to the increasing amount of people you know actively losing their minds

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[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

GABBY!!! One of my dear friends is on @NakedAndAfraid and it premieres Feb 27th 🤪@Gabrielzababe

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

the neurodivergent urge to spend two weeks freaking out over a task that will take approximately three minutes

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

@sushNsuch The show Elves on Netflix!

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

Why do the elder elves need to be so scary and crackly… don’t like this life metaphor at all

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

Ever have an insatiable desire to lay down when you’re already laying down

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

The silliest thing anyone has ever said: “I shouldn’t dance when I do”

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

“It was just a joke” -a man who was very serious but got embarrassed

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

If I could smoke fear away I’d roll that muthafucka up (and I’ll take two puffs) @kendricklamar

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

Angel: I know it’s late in the design process but, birds, we really want them flying headfirst everywhere?

God: Yes

Angel: Just, seems dangerous

God: Fine, give them a helmet

Angel: OK, for the head…

God: Just the lips

Angel: Just…

God: Make the lips out of helmet

[reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb]

in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

The relics from Dad’s go @ bobbing for apples

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

Why can’t my brain fathom how to read or say “misled.” It is always “my-zled”

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

Love how “topsy turvey” autocorrected to “tipsy turbulent” earlier today

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

What’s more important: having something to look forward to, or inward to?

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

Why do the ends of all bread loaves, banana included, just always suck?

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

Thanks mom

[Alex May @maymoonbeam]

I’m on my way to Mars