“Welcome to the 2030 Fortnite OG Liberty Biberty College Football Playoffs brought to you by Polymarket.”
“Our new 76-team format is kicking off with a great matchup between 7-5 Army vs 8-4 North Texas!”
“Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce have been shirtless all day 😆!”
*Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey*
“Our Flock Camera Banana Ball halftime performance will be none other than Shaboozey with a special guest… The Imagine Dragons!!!”
#Expandto100 #DannyKanellSupremacy
#CollegeFootbAllTeamsMakeIt
-bangs 10s
-gets in bar fights 1-on-3
-trucks motherfuckers to spring teammates for TDs
-saves coach’s daughter from getting taken advantage of at a party
-smashes his friend’s girlfriend (scumbag move) but lets friend punch him in the face as punishment (honorable)
-takes the blame for his brother’s felony so his nephew doesn’t grow up with a dad in prison
-doesn’t have Instagram
-loves his hometown
American fucking hero.
Deshaun Watson had Mia Khalifa in the crib playing nerf hoops with a maid outfit on and mfs want to gaslight us into believing this freakazoid is innocent lmaoooo
Numbers really angered some folks. Here's some more:
- Since 5/19, Tork had a higher OPS than Kevin McG (427 AB)
- Tork ranked 5th in MLB in OPS w/ RISP
- 1 of 16 to hit 26+ HR and 75+ RBI in 3 of 4 yrs
- T3rd most HR as 1B since '25
- 0 IL stints in career
@tigers#DNMW
Sean Burke will start Game 2 as the White Sox try to win their first playoff series in 21 years. He’s motivated.
“This is my life. No family—no girl, no kids. This is all I do.”
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