Brandon Cook

Chef. Graphic Designer👨‍🎨
Just waiting for a mate

[Brandon Cook @BrandonCook__]

@Asunalovesrin @SigmaTuplicate @Treyarch @CallofDuty @Reidboy24 I think the main reason is the fucking shite lag on every game even with 10ping and 100mbps it’s lagging constantly. Worst £70 I’ve spent

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This is the second time Barclays have gone down since Christmas. Definitely going to be changing bank. I bet the bank will still get its hundreds of thousands of interest from their other avenues using my money during this period tho!

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@oneworthlessone @juliasm18659356 @1989Phil @Barclays Yeah I’m fully aware of how banks work, and that’s exactly my point. What’s weird is, banks usually make sure they retain enough around big financial days of the year- like the hmrc self assessment deadline when they know there’s going to be a large amount of money going out 🤷‍♂️

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@hope_has_died @juliasm18659356 @1989Phil @Barclays Yeah, it’s not as if this has happened before, is it… 🤦🏻‍♂️
P.s How can you say that when your profile is plastered with them sort of posts?

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@Rfc1872I @xEllie24_ They have over 20 million customers in the UK alone. I have several bank accounts but my pay goes to Barclays, as does a lot in the UK. It won’t be down to customers chasing compensation, Barclays will either issue something, or they won’t. My moneys on the latter

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@juliasm18659356 @1989Phil @Barclays Or they haven’t got enough money and are waiting for a bailout, would be extremely embarrassing to put that on a pop up 😂 (hmrc self assessment) the day hundreds of millions is meant to be transferred out of Barclays Bank to other, this happens… 🤔

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@HMRCcustomers @95MLM No, what HMRC should say is ‘NO, there will be no interest charged as it’s completely out of your hands’ well done for not giving any proper answer nor peace of mind to the millions of tax payers. Typical government response.

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@Jharv32y @BarclaysUK @Barclays Fat chance 😂

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@BarclaysUKHelp @zhiyulin2 Yeah that’s a great help that is..

[Brandon Cook @BrandonCook__]

@maelstephen @RyanLockett7 @labourlewis when using terms like 'asylum hotel' can you blame people having a go at him? Labour is a shadow of what it used to represent and if you cant see that then you're lost

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@Keir_Starmer Does this also apply to the riot police provoking the public into violence? Or are we still dishing out rules to only the people you decide? #TwoTierPolicing

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@AnthonyStoppani @Essex_Travel A bloke is threatening to jump off the bridge, standard procedure to close the surrounding roads incase he eventually does

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@theobaker_ Lol people forgetting this was infront of 60,000 people and millions online. I’m sure even you would get into the moments and forget you should probably ‘take it easy’

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This is actually an embarrassing performance from the England (W) team

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@DanielH84555433 @JacksonMacmanus @EltonJohnsGimp @socceraid Says the one with a half naked bloke as his profile pic

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@rutler76 @DavidALifeFilm Are you aware he said this in 2008, before most research really started on this? Are you aware you're insulting people speaking facts in reply to you because you cant handle the truth? You have about as many braincells as you do hair on your thick head.

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@ebfc_official sounds about right. Surprised you managed a clean sheet for 16 mins *claps*

[Brandon Cook @BrandonCook__]

@ElvinYeldo @BIGLIAMofficial @KSI The guy has actually paid for a Twitter tick, I don’t think he has the brain cells to figure out it’s an April fools

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Very excited to announce that after a long stretch of being Literally Hitler I've become Ideologically Stalin.

With luck, hard work and your continued support, I believe I can make Vlad the Impaler by Christmas.
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