Brandon Slammond

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

@_anumatii Y'all overreact too much. It was literally a harmless prank with a harmless insect that is most commonly kept as a pet. If anything the only ones in any danger are the hissing roaches.

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

@JoshMil20945529 Cool new lady AND cool new job, 2021 is definitely your year bro 🤘

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

@chiweethegod Yah maybe the rich ones. The rest of us smoke our daily special dispensary weed with our 50 cent bic lighter and OG bong we got from the gas station

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

@ColinFowler12 I bought one that came with a kit to build your own backpack alarm/lock thing and I broke it immediately trying to test it out

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

Fuck man, I feel like we could all use a Scholatic book fair right about now

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

Did I really just watch Jake Paul beat Ben Askren in the first round??

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

One day we walked out of Laser Quest for the last time and didn't even know it 😟

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

If SiriusXM sends me another letter/email/call I will personally blow up their satellite. THIS IS A SPOTIFY HOUSEHOLD

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

I was driving through Windsor yesterday and and someone shouted "nice yellow car!" which made me feel great until I realized it was completely sarcastic

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

Theres no better high than someone sending you a snap memory you havnt seen since like 2016

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

I don't even wanna know what greasy anime stuff half of you guys save to your phone

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

Well shit looks like I'm about to go broke

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

Old Gear Sale! If you are a musician and interested in some of the gear I used on Blink, Box Car Racer, and Angels, I have put some of these items up for sale in the hopes that I can pass that punk rock torch onward-

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

IT WAS ANOTHER SOCK!

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

Last night when I got home from work one of my dogs brought me a sock, tonight he greeted me with an empty water bottle that he found. I can't wait to find out what I will be gifted tomorrow night.

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

Don't get me wrong, weed being legalized is super dope but does anyone else miss having to find a new spot every night so you and the homies could sesh in peace

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

I dont know what's up with 2021 but I've been having sleep paralysis on a regular basis. And it's not even some cool sleep paralysis demon either. Its just been me doing dumb shit like thinking im getting electrocuted while plugging my phone into the wall

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

@ginakoot I re-read the damn thing like 5 times before realizing you were fucking with me smh (or you read it wrong and that's okay too Gina, we all Make mistakes)

[Brandon Slammond @brandonhammon10]

I love when I'm swiping through tinder and it's like "woah there ugly, might wanna super like that one😬"