Making an investment rn (Convincing 11 people I know that don’t watch football to start a fantasy league with a $50 buy in, winner-takes-all, by saying I don’t even watch it either and profiting $550 after 18 weeks after watching Braxton berrios go first round cause of alix earl)
Year 2 of suggesting the punishment for coming in last in fantasy football is for the loser to be followed around by the rest of the league in a Target for 15 minutes while they yell “this man is here for meet a 13 year old boy”
One time this dude messaged me after I beat him in fifa asking if I was Nigerian and I said yeah cause I thought he was bout to say a slur and I was gonna report him to get his shit banned but then he just said “nice me too” had to log off after that I felt evil
“This is a Hollywood humiliation ritual !!!!” - middle aged man whose wife has to beg him to change every time they leave the house so she��s not embarrassed to be seen with him in public
Worst part about Spotify wrapped are the “this is what ___ as your top artist says about you” videos start popping up and it’s just the same jokes about the artist made every year
Tiktok surveillance is so crazy I said I wanted stainless steel pots and I started getting videos from a profile that advocates for steel pans and talks about the evils of Big Teflon