Brandon Proff

I make stuff kinda. Rider of bicycles. Owner/Operator of Our Mutual Friend. It's a brewery.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

So... you mean to tell us you could‘ve done this the whole time?

[mewithoutYou @mewithoutYou]

Look what we made her do.

[Brandon Proff @BrandonProff]

@justinpervorse What if someone is spending time designing, printing, distributing protest assets to people in real life for free and also donating money to organizations, but NOT saying anything on social media? Is that person required to say something on social media to make sure they look ok?

[Brandon Proff @BrandonProff]

“I want to be an Irish kid when I grow up” - my wife

[Brandon Proff @BrandonProff]

@justinpervorse Are you sure that isn’t 2016 and the 2021 version is UX?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Aawwwwww, yeeeah!

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Best lockdown burn so far: my wife said to me “Just because you’re bad at being a man doesn’t mean you’re a feminist.”

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[T @artytrace]

If capitalism is so great, why does it need to be bailed out by socialism every ten years?

[⭕️Faerie ❤️ @LiquidFaerie]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️
https://t.co/Xm1Mou497o

[Brandon Proff @BrandonProff]

Sunday was enjoyable.

[Brandon Proff @BrandonProff]

@justinpervorse @holywatersf @OMFbrewing Also he hates us.

[Brandon Proff @BrandonProff]

@zachclarkis Oh. Ok.

[Brandon Proff @BrandonProff]

@zachclarkis Dude. Spoiler alert would have been nice.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Tech tip for people who aren't as tech-savvy as me:

When you press the h button on your keyboard, you get a lower-case h. But what if you want an upper-case h? Easy! Just go to the wikipedia page on horses, copy the upper-case h and paste it into your document. Problem solved 👍

[Brandon Proff @BrandonProff]

@pawsthemusic #pawspick3

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

SHAKING MY LUNCHTIME SALAD SO LOUDLY THAT THE SOUND OF MY HEALTHY CHOICES CAN BE HEARD THROUGHOUT HEAVEN

[Brandon Proff @BrandonProff]

@zachclarkis @youblewit I just thought “who the hell is youble wit?”