So the girl my mom fostered for 8 or so years works at NKU. She’s 20 now and I haven’t seen her in like 6 years, so I went up to surprise her and her face was priceless. She hugged me for 3 minutes and told everyone I was her brother ❤️😭
The homeless dude at the banks
“Hey man you know I’m a veteran, maybe you can bless me with some money for Labor Day since I served”
Me
“You’re getting your holidays mixed up my guy”
Pro tip: you don’t want to pay for an Uber, call AAA and get a free tow home and catch a ride with the driver. Not only did you save money, but you’ll wake up with your car 👌🏼