Brandon

2 workouts away from being a legal “CrossFitter”

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

So the girl my mom fostered for 8 or so years works at NKU. She’s 20 now and I haven’t seen her in like 6 years, so I went up to surprise her and her face was priceless. She hugged me for 3 minutes and told everyone I was her brother ❤️😭

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

@elonmusk can you give me a call tomorrow, I have to prove something to my boss

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

My dad’s @espn ad will always make me laugh 😂👌

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Man with no arms commits armed robbery

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

People are wondering what Rickie Fowler was looking at after he won the Rocket Mortgage Classic yesterday.

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

@beccaabdon Hey

[Florence Y’alls @florence_yalls]

Tax return season 'bout to make us act up

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

Gold jacket, green jacket. Who gives a shit?

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

@beccaabdon Nah that’s you 🫶🏻

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

All I wanted was to be on the jumbo tron but my Y’all’s got me 😎

[Florence Y’alls @florence_yalls]

Dude rocking the Y’alls shirt in the top right… we appreciate you and your unlimited rizz 🤙 #YallsNight #Cyclones

[Florence Y’alls @florence_yalls]

Dude rocking the Y’alls shirt in the top right… we appreciate you and your unlimited rizz 🤙 #YallsNight #Cyclones

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

Asked my boy what he gave up for lent. He goes “my name is Kazeem, you think I gave shit up?”

I guess that’s fair.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Damar Hamlin showed us that even in our growingly divided world we are capable of uniting in prayer regardless of race, religion or creed.

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

“This is where I get anxiety, where’s my McRib”

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

I don’t think I’ve ever been to the Covington chipotle and them not be out of at-least 1 thing.

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

The homeless dude at the banks

“Hey man you know I’m a veteran, maybe you can bless me with some money for Labor Day since I served”

Me

“You’re getting your holidays mixed up my guy”

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

Can Serena hurry and win so I can get off the treadmill

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

Pro tip: you don’t want to pay for an Uber, call AAA and get a free tow home and catch a ride with the driver. Not only did you save money, but you’ll wake up with your car 👌🏼

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

@DrewBanar Lemme guess, @lcfinke ?

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

@conenor Let’s hit your parents pool Wednesday

[Brandon @brandonrettig07]

@conenor @FlyinBrianJr He stole my heart years ago