Brandon Spurlock

modern-day nomad

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

I call my bill collectors by their first name nowadays...

"Hey peg, I can't talk right now. I will call you back later."

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

@CarlosJoseFM @aplusk @realDonaldTrump Yes this applies to the host of the reality show The Apprentice - Donald Trump.

Stay out of politics

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

@realDonaldTrump You didn’t tho...

America told you what we wanted.

It’s not you.

Please leave.

[Ashley @ashley_quan]

.@AOC's answer to "what does defund the police look like?" was "a suburb" and that is totally gonna be my answer from now on

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

Everyone kept ordering their packages to ‘stay at home’ during quarantine that made me go work with 3-4K people a day... so others could stay at home and quarantine ‘safely’

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

Keep quoting Nixon, the only president to resign from office.

@realDonaldTrump please follow in his footsteps. Resign from office. That might give us a chance at ‘law & order’

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

This year has seen the lowest crime numbers in our Country’s recorded history, and now the Radical Left Democrats want to Defund and Abandon our Police. Sorry, I want LAW & ORDER!

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

Please watch how the police officer holds another officer back from helping thebguy bleeding on the ground.... wtf?!

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

If @realDonaldTrump only believed these words

@WhiteHouse show us some action, not empty words, the country you serve is protesting and you threaten protestors
#Disgraceful

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

"Equal justice under the law must mean that every American receives equal treatment in every encounter with law enforcement, regardless of race, color, gender, or creed."

[JcClappzs @jcriccoo]

When all 50 states are protesting the same issue, the government should realize they are the problem

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

@realDonaldTrump Ummmm America is protesting your trash racist policies. We don’t want you.

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

Don’t forget “shit-hole countries.”

[Skai @skaijackson]

Donald Trump called the coronavirus the “Chinese virus” and called black people “thugs” but y’all still think he’s not racist??

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

@realDonaldTrump instead of barricading yourself why don’t you LISTEN to the people you took an oath to SERVE.

The nation has something to say right now. They are outside your office and in every city across the country.

Do your job.

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

Checked back in after a few months. I thought social media platforms like @Twitter dont allow promotion of violence and racist hate speech on their site. Guess they do allow it and support it.

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

I wonder why @Twitter continues to let vile, racist and hateful tweets be posted from @realDonaldTrump when there are ppl dying in shootings because of the hate that is propagated from his twitter account.

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

I have been eating a lot of cheese...

I’m gonna pay for it eventually 🤢

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

I wonder why @Twitter continues to let vile, racist and hateful tweets be posted from @realDonaldTrump when there are ppl dying in shootings because of the hate that is propagated from his twitter account.

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

@RogenSandy is my favorite person on Twitter.

He tweets are pure gold

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

I just got a mad craving for Peruvian food

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

@artymorale Yo patron, how much for a g tho?

[Brandon Spurlock @brandonspu]

❤️

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