Brandon

vry serious

[Brandon @brandontmas]

riffs

[Brandon @brandontmas]

I’d like to think that me ordering the wrong gas tank had nothing to do with the fact that I was on the toilet when ordering

[Brandon @brandontmas]

https://t.co/Mxp0E7HP0l

[Brandon @brandontmas]

if any1 finds my green carhartt jacket plz alert the eBay authorities or m3

[Brandon @brandontmas]

Sold a jacket 4 dats ago and now I can’t find it :)))

[Brandon @brandontmas]

@joshuadsullivan gross

[Brandon @brandontmas]

@RandOrdway this isn’t my type of tweet, but I do feel like it should’ve gotten more of a response

[Brandon @brandontmas]

@ dmv

[Brandon @brandontmas]

shitty monday

[Brandon @brandontmas]

the best weather rn

[Brandon @brandontmas]

don’t ever start filming something on your phone and then turn it sideways

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

coffee

[Brandon @brandontmas]

my cafe flooded this morning but I was still sleeping so @rebekahlcook had 2 clean it up : — )

[Brandon @brandontmas]

bible college kids in a coffee shop talking about ben rector and avocados

[Brandon @brandontmas]

@rebekahlcook but also, probably not

[Brandon @brandontmas]

@rebekahlcook yes

[Brandon @brandontmas]

long sleeve button up and cargo shorts

[Brandon @brandontmas]

monday m00d

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

sunday coffee

[Brandon @brandontmas]

@richardgroover no i dnt

[Brandon @brandontmas]

lost my @SpydercoKnives that i’ve carried everyday for 4 years. i’m bummed.