Brandon

we out here

[Brandon @brandontrying]

I’m here for the funny tweets about the super bowl, the oscars, and fast food accounts

[Brandon @brandontrying]

Honestly “Padding 4 - Escape From New York” could be the movie of the year

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

I watched a guy run a sub-six-minute mile pace ... uphill ... on skis

while I ate a Reese's Blizzard from Dairy Queen (with extra Reese's)

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Can the entire Seahawks Defense get MVP. What an unreal performance

[The Killers @thekillers]

Not boasting, purely statistical.

[Brandon @brandontrying]

@Jerrythekid21 Hank’s gotta stay away from the remote

[aidan cahir @acahir14]

so you know how like the packers are a fan owned organization, what if we all just chipped in and bought warner brothers?

[Jerome Bettis @JeromeBettis36]

My brother @_BigBen7! #HereWeGo

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Every year we watch the same exact Penn State big game performance. Every year their offense looks like this. It’s like a sickos Groundhog Day

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

SCOTTIE. SCHEFFLER. ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!

A chip-in birdie to take a two-shot lead on the 71st hole @BMWchamps!

[Brandon @brandontrying]

@acahir14 It’s a slow burn

[Brandon @brandontrying]

@FortniteStatus Help plz

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

CEO got caught having an affair at the monsters inc laugh floor

[Brandon @brandontrying]

Busted my Wordle streak today, now life is meaningless again.

[Brandon @brandontrying]

New pope from Chicago, can’t put ketchup on dogs anymore and still take communion. Pretty sure about that.

[Brandon @brandontrying]

Who gave this man a nut

[Terry Meiners ™️ @terrymeiners]

Feel better soon, Mike Tirico. The Ironman of @NBCSports is off of continuing @KentuckyDerby coverage due to illness. ❤️‍🩹

Mike is loved at @ChurchillDowns and all around the sports world. 🥇

#KyDerby #DerbyDay #triplecrown #Louisville @nbc

[Brandon @brandontrying]

@samsgrs Mystery solved

[Brandon @brandontrying]

This means they have not chosen a new Pope yet

[Breaking Aviation News & Videos @aviationbrk]

Delta Air Lines flight DL1213 evacuated at Orlando Airport after engine emitted flames from the no.2 engine during startup.

[Brandon @brandontrying]

I said “Pittsburgh” to a guy wearing a Mac Miller shirt and we fist bumped

[Brandon @brandontrying]

ROARIN for @McIlroyRory who’s just crushin it today

[Golf on CBS ⛳ @GolfonCBS]

Rory McIlroy's shot at No. 13 from the pine straw was a thing of beauty.

[Brandon @brandontrying]

Roar-Boys let’s hear it for @McIlroyRory. No bogey’s today! Let’s get locked in @zachbraga @TheMasters