B.Wilhelmi

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Rest easy Taylor

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@ZackPassion @MCU_Direct Love me some Delroy

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

Thank you, @JoakimNoah ❤️

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@Seinfeld2000 @ZackPassion

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@5purpleiris I just sneezed four times looking at this

[Mac @MacMiller]

Be you.

You’ll be fine.

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Imagine how she reacts when they tell her the ice cream machine is broken

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@nicolecapecci LMAO I’ve been exposed

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I officially hate it here.

[Blood Quantum Entanglement @LammaticHama]

I think quarantine is a good time to bring back The Game. You know, the one all my millennial followers just lost for the first time in years

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@WayneTheWise I wish I remembered this but it’s soooo on brand for drunk Brandt

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@NikkiiTalley *cough, cough*

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Bill Hader is a national treasure who must be protected at all costs

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@ZackPassion

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So I found the Cheetos commercial I made in high school and haven't stopped laughing since

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This seems to be how nights with @cvyIII always end up. Turns out we’re kissing cousins

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I just watched this and now I’m in line at Popeye’s

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@taylr1513 Stuck the landing, 10/10

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The worst part about being in Iowa all week was the realization that people have to actually live there #boom #roasted

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@cvyIII @BrandonWozniak You’ve got a hell of a voice, Chuck

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Why do the corniest jokes on twitter get all the attention???