brandy burns

here for a good time not a long time 🤪🥃

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

beer hadn’t broken my heart so whiskey sure as hell won’t.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Please note that this is an actual statement from Kamala

[Country Words @Country_Words]

Chris Stapleton! 🇺🇸

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

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[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

I’d like to remind you all this season that antlers don’t put meat in the freezer. Respect each others harvest sick of seeing everyone bash peoples does. It’s meat in the freezer is all that needs to be seen

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

get you a man who knows the sidewalk rule

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

What my birth giver gotta make literally everyone’s life a living hell every single day for the last 56 years of her life

[RANDY @randytheband100]

The soul of Queen Elizabeth flying across the globe to Trisha Paytas’ baby rn

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

my love language is not having to ask

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

Sign a birthday card one day, try to get me fired the next. Boy oh boy do I just love this place

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

Boyfriend brought up the whole roe vs wade situation going down rn I immediately shut his ass down. We’ve got opposite views, his are the same as most men.

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

Smelt dipping in the up means drinking and actually dipping for 15 minutes and sitting on the beach

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

Not knowing what state where or how I’m going to be living in in 3-4 weeks is the most stressful thing ever

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

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[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

Love working where my bf used to and no matter where or when I work I get asked by ever single person how he is. But what about me?

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

I may be 5 days away from quitting my job because of bad management and then simply not caring. Guess my near 3 years means nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️

[brandy burns @brandyburns101]

I gained 3lbs in the last 3 weeks and couldn’t be happier. One step closer 💪🏼

[hales @hayvyoral]

never had the sex talk but i did have the “you have a long line of alcoholics in ur family so you need to be careful” talk