Brandy Driscoll

Subway & College Basketball Lover, Retail Addict, Advocate for Self Love 🥪🏀🛍️💜

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

Fuck you @nytimes @NYTGames make the mini crossword free again

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

@Penguin15565352 I agree penguin. If I could get paid the same salary for doomscrolling and/or spending time in TjMaxx I would be rich as fuck!!!

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

@cole__r32 What most people don’t know is that he also defeated his opponents using chemical warfare (stinky)

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

@BenjCobb @bensongumballll What the hell are you talking about benj

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

FACKKKKKKKKKK

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

Oh my god I need to find my husband SO BAD. Ugh I wish men were real

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

@tradingaddicts should I text that dude Jacob I know? Or is that embarrassing for me? Please help

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

Anton Bonke is hot

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

@KzooJames @BenjCobb No thank you

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

Holy fuck I need to experience physical human touch again soon

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

Life hack: stuff yourself so full with Taco Bell to the point you think you could vomit and then you won’t crave Taco Bell for at least 12 hours!🧠💡📈

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

@BenjCobb Benji why are you at camp? Are you 12?

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

Short term relationship, open to long

All I ask: is that you don’t steal my hoodies

Typical Sunday: church, gym, football

I’m weirdly attracted to: slightly autistic women

The key to my heart is: banana bread

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

Just right now I’m discovering that John Summit is hot

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

@KzooJames Nah I was just telling the truth

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

I love to lay on the floor and shake ass

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

How you gonna be a man and a liberal at the same time??

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

@BenjCobb Me when I lie

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

Matched with a man on hinge and he said

“Hey”

So I said

“Try again be more creative please”

He unmatched.

[Brandy Driscoll @brandyknowsball]

Ate too much cheese and now I’m full of cheese

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK