Brandy

the moment I begin defining myself is the moment I begin limiting myself

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Currently watching a mouth, finger, butthole competition at @HeyScoops #Scoopfest in a casino while a Pentecostal convention is in the room next door. I love Las Vegas.

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

“I was trying to tell you earlier that your tits bounced nicely has you went down the stairs earlier, but I didn’t want to tell you too loudly in front of everyone because I didn’t think that would be classy” me: “oh well thanks for keeping it classy for a classy compliment”

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Pretty sure my friend just used ChatGPT to respond to my text about finding out my grandpa is really sick….I guess true friendship now is a friend taking the time to get a ChatGPT response for you.

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

How many lives does your ego have?

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Did your ego die or are you just avoiding therapy again?

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

I’m in my “I don’t hate myself enough to f*ck you era” and I’m here for it

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

I think NYC is the city that never sleeps because it takes so long to get anywhere you don’t have any time left for sleep.

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Went to the IRS website for the current tax rates, and then an hour later found myself on a college website figuring out how many credits it would take me to get an accounting degree. Logically, I can conclude from this that my ADHD will never get that degree.

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

@sikkinouza 👏

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Literally having a mental breakdown because sometimes you really really really need life to not be harder

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Hire a landscaper they said. It will help…they singled handedly increased my problems and costs ten fold.

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Hired landscapers because I didn’t have time, and now have spent way more time and money then if I did myself. AND have incredible damage and tons more problems.

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

When the Landscapers were asked about why there is so much debris left over in the rocks from a plant removal, they said, “It just didn’t want to come out, and so they had to leave it”

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Landscaping company who cut my sprinkler line leaving a huge leak & ripped up weed lining in rocks & called that done just asked me if I want quotes for a monthly yard maintenance service from them.

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Landscape company just told me all the rocks they blew out into my yard is from the wind.

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

Starting to feel like AI is the magicians of the internet.

[Brandy @brandyland1618]

I can’t believe I was influenced to buy clear lip liner