Not Brandy Payne

Unofficial profile of MLA for Calgary-Acadia ... yoga is good ... Not actually Brandy Payne, because Twitter is not my thing.

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

@carey_89 Alax, great question. I'm willing to give over the keys to this Twitter handle to @albertaNDP for a princely sum. Wealth sharing!

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

So where in the hell is Calgary-Acadia anyway? @albertaNDP

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

We should hang out! RT @mikesbloggity: Dear NDP supporters and new MLAs, I am ALWAYS joking. Please don't take my tweets seriously.

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

Hi @itssoTED. What a great Wednesday!

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

It has come to my attention that @albertaNDP has some work to do regarding social media.

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

Truly unfortunate RT @WOComoxValley: .@albertaNDP @davidakin
Stay classy, trolls!

[Alberta NDP @albertaNDP]

It's come to our attention that fake MLA accounts are being created. A list of MLA-elects are here: http://t.co/AlhNWJ4KRG #abvote #ableg

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

Just realized I need a local office. @JonathanDenisAB when is the lease up on that spot on Fairmount Drive? #yyc @albertaNDP

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

Nots? @ThomasMulcair? Anyone? What do I do? RT @TomVernonGlobal: @brandypayneNDP Hi Brandy, are you willing to do a quick interview?

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

Apologies. But, please, the language ... RT @OilliO_: @brandypayneNDP show some professionalism for Christ sake

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

. @twitmadin @Glen4Not Certainly will do my best. I have a real knack for helping people throw their money away.

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

Hey @cupenat ... Just wondering what the rules are for working without a break. I have been going strong since 9 am.

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

Awesome! RT @rogerkingkade: The Bros Landreth, Naked and Famous, Fun Loving Criminals, Beasties (also going through a pop phase right now.)

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

There is just so much anger in Alberta. Can't we all get along? @NDPMikeC ... How do you deal with this stress?

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

@rogerkingkade Really asking.

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

Morning @rogerkingkade ... What's on your iPod these days?

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

. @SheilaGunnReid Guns kill people. Yoga saves lives. @albertaNDP

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

A mention by @Crackmacs? Perfect. Wanted to consult with him/her about potential safe injection sites in Calgary.

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

. @boringmonahan has nothing on me.

[Not Brandy Payne @brandypayneNDP]

If I get 500 followers by day's end, I'm offering free 30-minute sessions. Visit http://t.co/zxv19ED34o. Hoping to expense that, Nots.