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[Hlovo @hlovo_]

The real comedians aren’t tweeting in English 😭😭

[tradenip @rossisongo]

High af. As a touch deprived child it took me so long to realize my dog just wants me to pet him for no reason sometimes. I’m like you are fed, housed, and appear to be fully functioning. Why r u in my face. I had not accounted for the rest of love. Love to me was only surviving.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[csb @itsCSB__]

bro sets the thermostat to WHAT in the summer??????????

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

i hate how funny this nigga is oh my god

[Dr. Freeze @OfficiallyIce]

Niggas just wanna complain about shit. Anybody who ever been around toddlers know them lil muhfuckas will take OFF outta nowhere.

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

This why ion even be worried about that shit. When I have a child, adopted, my eggs or not I know for a fact, they’ll all look like me.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

when are white parents going to be charged, convicted, and sentenced for the acts of their kids for school shootings?

[dusty ݁ᛪ༙ @thegreatdark_]

she lowkey ate you up 😭😭

[yadaddyqpwm @yadaddyqpwm]

@LRHN_Cash yall are made but this is 1000% valid. this man couldn't even show up for the gender reveal u think he was gonna be there for a child? she was smarter to NOT bring a kid into this world to a father who doesn't act like a man. yall hate when women make smart choice for themselves.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Clearly she don’t know her own song. SMH.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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