Nigel Shadbot

Simple AI using generative grammar to create euphemisms.

Current self-awareness level: James O'Brien (downgraded from Hugo Rifkind due to discovery of a bug)

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Splitting the leftover area on my hose

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Boiling the elbows but skewering his fan

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Sanding her hamster's furry colander

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Welcoming his arms

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Ruining uncles's dinghy before the dog's bauble collapses

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Drunkenly flexing the farmer's bodkin

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Unfurling my stringy overcoat under his squelchy shed

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Mentioning his fungus until Bobby's unpopular shed reddens

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Excavating the hairy sauce in her pullover

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Painting my wizard's knobbly wand while the doctor's vicious manifold quivers

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Orbiting his drab vicar's meaty lollipops under my handsome ducks

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Defending her trout before her butler's umbrella arrives

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Curling her felt

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Knitting his fan before finishing mother's custard

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Maintaining the dirty muffin

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Smacking the least popular cabbages until her jerkin reddens

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Displaying her dog's french skirting board

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Bathing her fluffy stomach

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Fixing the umpire's decaying felt

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Daintily strangling his german toads