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🚨 JHF (just having fun) 🚨 I have sincerely lost all track of what’s ironic. it doesn’t even matter anymore.

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fall guys bro

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what if they ran Clinton/Fauci

[StatMuse @statmuse]

The Cavs just completed the largest Game 7 comeback win in NBA history.

They were down 18 in the 2nd quarter.

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@cavs Orlando and Boston forget: The East actually runs through Cleveland, unfortunately. #LetEmKnow

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lowk occurred to me that KD is who lebron haters say lebron is, and KD’s inability to win proves how impressive lebron is.

bro can’t win without a superteam and always gets bounced round 1. give KD the 07 cavs and they don’t sniff postseason. Lebron took them to the finals.

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wonder if rodgers alternative method to healing his Achilles worked in time to return in december

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one time i got in a argument with another teacher about the oxford comma in front of a bunch of second graders and i looked over and one of the second graders sneezed and huge thing of snot went all over the papers i was about to pass out to the class

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i fucking love this typography choice (discovered via @keldotlauren ) of changing one letter to a crazy font and keeping all the other letters pretty tame. I did it for our wedding signage. it’s so sick

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

First five in The ATL. #LetEmKnow

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Asheville Citizen-Times, North Carolina, May 17, 1930

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@MattGrippi @goodyhilton how did they even do that. was it the plan from the start 💀

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fuckkkkm bro my Samsung phone that folds in half doesn’t fit in my cellphone belt clip holster anymore, now that I’ve put this “VOTE” popsocket on it 😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😩😫😩😫😩

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Jackoff Dumpe
Father
United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

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it’s always so jarring when my students call me “sir”

i get this crazy whiplash that im the one who’s meant to be the responsible adult which doesn’t seem right or wise

[Geddython @geddython]

Geddy Lee says “Happy Geddy Friday! I’m rooting for the Toronto Blue Jays! Who is your pick for the 2023 World Series Pennant?”

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everything about this is horrendous

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i have literally never respect Tatum from the day he got in the league. Istg if he is in any city but Boston, he’s an absolute nobody. He is a nothing player, he’s not a threat, he’s a LA Fitness hooper

[Justin Wills @itsjwills]

Celtics are locked in and ready for the season. First we got the Jaylen lefty dribble video. And now this Tatum video.

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@GoranGligovic dying at the last guy getting the OP @ wrong anyway 💀

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the movie dodgeball ends w the love interest revealing that her girlfriend came to see the dodgeball championship, and everyone goes “i knew she was a lesbian” and then she goes, “not lesbian… I’m bisexual” and she kisses Vince Vaughn and that’s why it’s the worst movie OAT

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this guy should be killed in a Saw trap on a livestream @BarstoolBigCat

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LMAO does this AI think the Mona Lisa would be using tenebrist portraiture techniques that weren’t innovated until centuries after davinci’s death? okay…. more like Artificial Stupidity

[Ray Wong @prompt_mastery]

Role reversal. This is Mona Lisa painting a portrait of Leonardo da Vinci.

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@j_ona_h @cowtoolsbebop