Bran

20, Warrington

[Bran @branharrop]

if you catch yourself hesitating between me and another person then don't choose me

[Eva Christie⚡️ @eva_christiex]

Casually scrolling through Kourtney Kardashians insta and realised she has actually replied to my 12 yo cousins comment but my cousins not bothered mentioning it to anyone as if it’s no big deal 🤣🤣🤣 SHOOK!!

[Jeff Stelling @JeffStelling]

Seriously tried to stay quiet but for Sports Direct to say they are essential and will stay open is a disgrace. It helps jeopardise all of is. I suggest the police should enforce closure if every shop like this and there should be huge penalties against them for taking the piss

[Ben Harrison @gingerben0]

Today marks exactly 1 month since I last gambled, that might not sound like anything to some people but from gambling £1200+ a month and gambling every day, to nothing at all, is fucking massive for me. Up the no betting Big Red👏🏻

[Jake Ellis @Jxkeellis]

Gf:”why is “Pizza Hut” texting you to come over at 1am?”
Me:

[🕸️ @spiderwomen666]

Should not be helping plan your boyfriends funeral at 20 years of age. Life is so fucking cruel

[Tosin Adarabioyo @TosinAdarabioyo]

You may have been wondering what was on the note. 📝😅

Well here it is!

He had me at cheesecake! @NandosUK

[Max @MaxxJ16]

Spotted on sky sports news, Luiz getting hit with a sharp left hook #DeadlineDay

[SUCH @Such]

“If I love you, I have to make you conscious of the things you don’t see.”

- James Baldwin

[Sean Soave @sean_soave]

It the start of love island aww my gf done was talk aboot that tommy he’s this he’s that and av just said that molly looks heavy tanned and that’s her away in a mood 😂😂🤣

[Con @ConnorDuddy]

If your girlfriend’s name is Alice and she’s from Brighton in Maga with her gals, just know you can do much better mate; she’s cheated on you with my dad x

[Chloo @Hetheringtonn]

Not a chance have I just woke up to this

[Connor. @GingerKenzie15]

Yessss i found it

[Ives Galarcep @SoccerByIves]

Harry Kane: Ankle injury might keep him out the rest of the season

Harry Kane after Lucas Moura’s winner:

[Gards @LukeGards98]

*buys her a drink*

you: so what you studying th...

her: sorry, I’ve got to go find my mate downstairs.

[A M Y @fanning_amy]

Marry him, it’s shreksy time

[Alex T @AlexT]

happy thursday

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

Nahhhh aahahahaha wha the actual fuck is this Hahahaha