Brandon Tanguay

A-tisket, a-tasket, I brought you a mother fucking gift basket. Mostly things I Hear.

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

Swag on you

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

Your like a renaissance man going on dates without tinder

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

Fundamentals are the crutches of the talentless

[sick boy @__bazookajoe]

Not really interested in being friends with people who don't like "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper

[Pistols In Paradise® @Road2ParadiseAZ]

prisoner of the matrix

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

2 things I've learned after watching replay of debates. 1. I am not smart enough on policy to vote. 2. I don't need a govt. 3. Bad at math.

[sick boy @__bazookajoe]

Bill Belichick should be running this country

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

You have to make it sexy or you don't eat

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

Every time she slaps my ass little sweet potatoes shits fall out

[. @jamah_1]

Are you getting a bagel with cream cheese or a cream cheese sandwich on a bagel?

[🍖 @highwayman_7]

Support your people at all costs

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

Never stop never stopping

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

It ain't a competition but I'm winning #imsohumble

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

"Orange juice... like, the mixer? When was the last time you drank straight mixer?"

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

One Guy with eight beers < eight people with one beer

[Sarah Supry @sarahsupry]

facial piercings have an age limit... how have you not figured that out yet?

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

That girl is like Jesus Christ on the cross just looking back waiting for things to go into her

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

Why are you walking so fast? Because my future is still ahead of me cunt

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

No tolerance breaks we don't take no vacations

[Brandon Tanguay @branjob]

When people are just to fucking nice. fuck you cuss me out spit me something anything you fucking cunt