Brandon MacK

*Insert something clever here*

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

@afangxo that's what I need, rapey vibe and all

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

I want someone to look at me the way I look at tacos.

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

Difference between I like you and I love you? When you like a flower you pluck it, but when you love a flower you water it everyday.

[Dan @danhoney23]

Everyone is freaking out over Trump being elected but Clinton is the worse of the 2 evils so they should be celebrating...

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

https://t.co/ccTdr57RC6

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

You don't see faith healers working in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery.

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

@dgloves7 your face is 10/10, would recommend to everyone

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

@lissszampaloni try not to wake me up next time either

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

@lissszampaloni you keep ignoring my messages💔

[aria-rose @ariahorton]

Why do people care about what's happening with Taylor and Kanye when BEES ARE DYING AT AN ALARMING RATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🐝

[Raena Hill @hill_raena]

Chino callin my name 🙄💸

[carlol @CarelWillemse]

Uber driver: "I'm close, where are you?"

Me: "oh I see you"

Uber Driver: "Are you the guy in the middle of the road?"

Me: "yeah floor it"

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

@allisonfangx you drunk fool

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

Hold your girlfriend/wife's hand in the mall because if you let go, she'll start shopping. It looks romantic, but it's just economic.

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

this baby rhino has been hanging out with a lamb and picking up on its mannerisms. this is so cute.

[guest° @thehueman]

Obsessed with the constellations she calls freckles.

[Brandon MacK @branmackenzie]

@hill_raena @RobbieBrant