brawdo

retweets are not endorsements ever since The Incident (he/him)

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Everything is SUV. And I’m sick of it!

[blueflavoredcondom @bluflavorcondom]

no one ever wants to talk about how hard it is to move over for emergency vehicles when your music drowns out their sirens and you can’t see their lights because your eyes are closed for enrichment time

[kj🌪️ ⚢ @VOMB0T]

lesbian couple who likes salad: do you wanna caesar later?

[nyara @nyaraVT]

🩵 TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END 🩵
🩷 TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END 🩷
🤍 TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END 🤍
🩷 TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END 🩷
🩵 TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END 🩵

[Magic The Noah @MagicTheNoah]

Found a tungsten cube buried 10 feet below the surface and it had a note that said do not open but there was just a snail in it. I helped him out of the hole and he seemed a lot happier. I'm glad I did some good today.

[spidey❤︎dp // #yumetwt @yumespider]

First of all. Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just -

[eva @evaboneva_]

everyday i log onto this website and take psychic damage bc what do you mean a game called halo with a protagonist named john 1:17 with an antagonistic group of religious zealots that follow false prophets had no biblical allusions?? 😭😭

[audrey @phlegmme]

Alcohol is the #1 obstacle to weight loss. Just one beer is 200 calories. That means the average person is consuming over 4,000 extra calories every single workday

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

if you tell a millennial shawty youve seen the princess bride she’ll suck you dry until you look like king tut

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Polycules attack you like this when you’re a single person who just moved to Portland

[pprreezzoohh @pprreezzoohh]

people are dumb if they thought the literal winner of the name 100 women challenge was gonna be on the fence about the US army

[m2chelle🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @cuddlecutegirls]

i feel like the intended meaning is "when you get hit on the head with a brick 😵‍💫" but it just reads as "when you get hit on the head with a brick 😵‍💫"

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Lmfao

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off

[feefee @fawnpilled__]

i think clicker training would be more effective if the click was the steam achievement sound instead

[🏳️‍⚧️Hazel-Bee Writes a Manifesto @MukkyWaffle]

#shortformcontent #doitforthevine

[FAY @6ARKS]

things that largely increased NL's popularity over the years (past his isaac days)

- SAP
- Sisyphus monologue
- Name 100 women challenge
- Denouncing the US Military

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the concept of criminally underpaying 200,000 people “unintentionally”