Luke Branson

unemployed video gamer

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

Who's Twitter is less entertaining? Be honest.

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

@ryderanderson4 My prayers will go for everyone who knew him.

[Ryder Anderson @ryderanderson4]

It is with a heavy heart I am here to share the passing of our beloved Oreo. He will forever have an impact on myself and everyone that had the pleasure of meeting his pure soul. Join us in remembrance of his 12 blessed years spent on this earth. May he Rest In Peace 💔🙏 🕊

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

@ThomasHansen33 Gotta fight for what you believe in

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

#ForTheHorde

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

For the last 2 days I've been paid to ruin people's days.

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

You have two options:

1) Stop being a whiny little baby

2) Move to an inferior lake https://t.co/NlsCK1Ay9x

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

A few folks gathered together to name a new territory. They put all the letters into a hat.

They pull out the first letter, "C, eh?"

They pull out the second letter, "N, eh?"

They pull out the second letter, "D, eh?"

And that's how Canada got its name.

Happy 🇨🇦 Day.

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

@Warcraft 🍆🐷

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

#RIPLittleDog

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

@MardiO13 Fuck off

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

My guild on @Warcraft got it's first member that I don't know in real life. #goingplaces

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

People who say they need the 2nd amendment to protect their family or to hunt, are wrong. We need them in the case of tyrannical government.

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

Anyone who shoots up a school should be forced to die a slow painful death.

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

*insert funny joke here*

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

@ThomasHansen33 @charliekirk11 Not really. Lol. I'm broke af. Im a poor little gigantic Tauren Warrior.

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

@MardiO13 Fuck off

[Luke Branson @branson5321]

You know you are bored when you keep refreshing your timeline to find nothing new.

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

You have 15 gold to spend on the perfect guildie

500g - shows up to raids on time
200g - compliments your cool transmog
3g - spams DPS meters
300g - doesn’t go AFK during trash
2g - stands in the fire
10g - rolls need on every trinket
100g - doesn’t throw down a Toy Train Set

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Red, White and better than you. Merica.