Branson

Punchline-artist.
Pun-maker.
Hyphen-enthusiast.
#blacklivesmatter #lgbtqiarights #maskitorcasket (he/him)

[Branson @Branson_LLC]

Decommodify housing!

[Paul Gerke @PaulGerke]

@DenisonBe

[Stephanie Ruhle @SRuhle]

ONE MORE TIME -- THE CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WHO WAS TRYING TO STAY IN POWER ILLEGALLY-PLOTTED WITH THE WIFE OF A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE WHO COULD’VE ENDED UP RULING ON THE TRANSITION OF POWER -

[Joe Bereta @joebereta]

Turning Red is Teen Wolf and I love it.

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

I’m old enough to remember the bipartisan senate Intel committee findings of Russian active measures on the 2016 presidential election. Donald Trump was an illegitimate president and tried to steal 2020.

https://t.co/iG2clv89cE

[Joseph Han @hanjoseph]

Now is a good time as any to say DON’T TRAVEL TO HAWAI‘I or plan a vacation this summer!!

Everyone is being asked to voluntarily conserve 10% water because the Navy poisoned our aquifer with JET FUEL. And yet water usage is still going up slightly.

[Jesus Fucking Christ 🌈 @SHEsus__Christ]

A sitting U.S. Senator said that states should be able to ban interracial marriage in an interview and I just feel like we haven’t sufficiently freaked the fuck out about that yet.

[Nerdist @nerdist]

Stephen Colbert is joining @CriticalRole for another Red Nose Day Dungeons & Dragons one-shot. And this time additional cast members will join Colbert and Mercer on their adventure. https://t.co/5ggyFFJdUH

[Linda 🇨🇦 @lewing99]

@RonFilipkowski So he’s paying people to start violence. Again.

[Branson @Branson_LLC]

You mean like the last one did?
Moron.

[Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn]

If President Biden fills the Supreme Court with justices who will do his political bidding, it sets a precedent for the next administration to do the same.

[Branson @Branson_LLC]

@DrOz Good.

[Branson @Branson_LLC]

@TechDeals_16 Maybe let the people who develop the vaccines and study these viruses decide what a vaccine is.

If it provides my body with the blueprint on how to prevent/combat a new or mutated virus then I'll take it.

Do you like being sick or do you have a gambling problem?

[Branson @Branson_LLC]

@JennHolton Maybe it's detecting something?

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Can I just please ask everybody to remember how the @GOP really cares about Ketanji Brown Jackson's law school writing... because the next conservative woman Republicans want to push, Neomi Rao, has some doozies.