Linda 🇨🇦

Say hello to my little ‘Send’ #Resist 🌊 🌊 🌊

[Linda 🇨🇦 @lewing99]

In light of Dump’s increasing legal exposure, Melanoma considers a return to nude modeling.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Russia has never agreed to a peace deal and Luna is either compromised or another MAGA useful idiot for Putin.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease nd its fine...

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

The inverse version of Jubilee ain’t going too well for the opposition.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Checking in with MAGA …

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

US taxpayers dump $434,000 every single hour into Israel.

No wonder why Israelis get free healthcare and housing.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

In other words, Trump just wasted a bunch of our money on a vanity project while Americans are struggling to make ends meet.

[UNITED24 Media @United24media]

Russian Economic Forum: where human traffickers and conspiracy theorists are the new "economic experts."

🧵 1/5 ⬇️

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

So along with signing off on the deaths of a million innocent people, half of them children, Marco Rubio is a bald-faced liar.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

The President of the United States is asleep at his desk. Again.

Behind him stand seven grown adults in expensive suits, and not one of them is doing anything about it. One is mid-sentence. Another is gazing sideways with the haunted look of a man whose pension depends on never acknowledging what he can see in his peripheral vision.

The rest of the world is watching, and the rest of the world has noticed something. Americans are terrified of authority. That fear has settled over this administration like a fog, and it turns otherwise functional adults into warm furniture. Nobody moves. Nobody speaks. The paralysis is total.

In any European parliament, in any boardroom from Oslo to Ljubljana, someone would have leaned over by now. Tapped a shoulder. Said, quietly but clearly, that perhaps this isn’t the moment. Somebody would have done something, because the alternative, pretending a sleeping man is running a meeting, would have been too absurd to sustain.

Not here. Here, seven men have collectively decided that the correct professional response to the President losing consciousness in the Oval Office is to carry on as though he were a particularly demanding houseplant.

[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

Fmr FBI Agent Michael Feinberg: "[Kash Patel] came in with a wrecking ball from day one…It's not an exaggeration to say we lost collectively centuries of experience. They fired people because they had been appointed by Chris Wray, or because their promotions had occurred under Biden."

[capybara ꕤ @capyincrisis]

these dumbasses

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[Badd Company @BaddCompani]

Hey Alaska, are you paying attention!

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

Me bringing my boyfriend home to meet my parents😂🥰

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Draven1683 I fucking love Canada.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Why don’t you smile more, Mr. President? 😬

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Anyone else remember when Special K created their own diet and it was basically just eating two bowls of Special K every day and everyone accepted that as medically sound?