Brandon Standley

“Boomer Coworker”

[Josh Schwerin @JoshSchwerin]

Apparently they've been shutting down DCA airspace on and off for 2 days to practice airshows for the UFC fight. That combined with weather has made for a real mess at DCA

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Grace Miserocchi @gracemiserocchi]

Spotted on Grand at the bus shelter that previously was damaged by a delivery robot.

[prince :3 #DETOUR @starletstumbles]

now performing the hit single "tik" and also "tok", by rapper ke dollar sign ha

[hazel☀️ @sodiumPen]

it's that time of year! dc water is flushing the pipes with chlorine

for some reason they made a really bad music video about it "chlorinate me one more time" featuring their horrifying water droplet mascot

[Science News @ScienceNews]

"We have a beautiful moonrise, we're headed right at it," said Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman after a successful launch of NASA's rocket to the moon on Wednesday.

https://t.co/RYjQFYxNL0

[Kirk A. Bado @kirk_bado]

A Streetcar Named Retire

[Metro Forward @wmata]

50 YEARS GOLD! ✨ Keep your eyes out for our special edition anniversary vehicles which rolled out yesterday! 🤩

[Sammy @samfz7]

If your friends aren't talking about:

• Tracy Turnblad
• Pennylou Pingleton
• "Motormouth" Maybelle Stubbs
• Velma Von Tussle
• Corny Collins
• Link Larkin
• Edna Turnblad
• Seaweed J. Stubbs

It's time to find new friends.

[Randy Clarke @wmataGM]

Got a peak at some fun stuff coming out later this month for Metro’s 50th Anniversary celebration! @wmata

[ewe 🌿 @ovine_sacrament]

i will die for my country (bojangles)

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the two genders

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm excited to announce i've reached my limit

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

USA MENS AND WOMENS WON THE GOLD IN HOCKEY FUCK CANADA

[Jamie “Buckshot” Brock @CaptainSardis99]

Crazy how this and a large queso is 0 calories

[Phalgun @phalgooon]

first in my bloodline to create JIRA tickets 👍

[vini ミ☆ @sabrinautista]

bad bunny superbowl setlist:

dtmf
nuevayol

*glee cast enters*
la isla bonita (w/ bad bunny)

*bad bunny leaves*

don’t stop believin’
loser like me
empire state of mind
valerie
bad romance
survivor / i will survive
paradise by the dashboard light

[Gregory 🏳️‍🌈 @popLOCKEdropit]

Straight from Traitors to the Super Bowl. Is there ANYTHING Lisa Rinna can’t do? 😍