Brandon MacDonald

do the roar

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

Can we mourn the cost of living instead?

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

Hey Siri.. why don’t big ships fall over on their side?

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

I mean this isn’t normal, right?

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

. @AirCanada supposed to be leaving for a trip in less than two week, but passport has been delayed because of strike. Please help. Customer service agents on phone will not offer a solution for us

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

. @AirCanada I NEED customer support. Someone who can give us answers.

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

I blessed myself with Pepperoni on Good Friday

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

I’m on cow hoof tok

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

So @noahcyrus has me wiping little tears from my eyes every morning for too long

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

Can we all just make an agreement not to turn left onto Windsor Street from North Street?

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

Makin tacos cryin to @noahcyrus

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

If your fave Riri song isn’t Work then I don’t understand

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

Burn your candles, stop letting them collect dust! They smell so nice and you need to enjoy them

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

I mean… I was letting it rot in the driveway

[Tim Hatcher @Tim_Hatch_]

Just fixed our car after several days of it not starting. That’s at least 10 masculinity points. I’m such a man. Wow

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

I made Christmas cracker candy today and I didn’t boil the caramel long enough so it didn’t set properly(EVEN THO THE RECIPE SAID DO NOT LET IT BOIL LONGER THAN 30 SECONDS) so I made Christmas cracker candy sandwiches. I’m very impressed with this improvisation.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

I hope Cailen enjoyed oyster fest

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

:)

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

Found out tonight that all my friends have ugly thumbs and mine are very nice

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

@izrafitch It was very main charactery should be in a tv show moment

[Brandon MacDonald @branstarrmac]

Highlight of my year is definitely eating fried chicken on a semi packed maritime bus